Made a pot roast tonight for dinner. So, in honor of that, here's a little pot roast trivia. All of the following statements are true except for one; see if you can identify it.
a) Should've bought some potatoes and vegetables today, since the point of having a pot roast is that you cook all that other crap in with it so you have something other than a big chunk of meat and the baked beans you thankfully happened to have in the cupboard.
b) If you cook your pot roast with even a little bit of vinegar, your whole house will smell like vinegar.
c) Turns out women are impressed by a guy who can cook (or who claims to be able to cook) a pot roast, despite the fact that it involves little more than boiling a giant chunk of cow muscle in whatever random crap you have in your cupboard.
d) Karl Rove loves the pot roast his mom used to make.
e) If you happen to be out of regular olive oil and all you have is the olive oil bottled with the hot peppers and so you use that, it adds a noticeable but not unpleasant nip to your roast. (You can also put this in your baked beans.)
f) Vacuum-packed beef has a longer half-life than Sm-149.
a) Should've bought some potatoes and vegetables today, since the point of having a pot roast is that you cook all that other crap in with it so you have something other than a big chunk of meat and the baked beans you thankfully happened to have in the cupboard.
b) If you cook your pot roast with even a little bit of vinegar, your whole house will smell like vinegar.
c) Turns out women are impressed by a guy who can cook (or who claims to be able to cook) a pot roast, despite the fact that it involves little more than boiling a giant chunk of cow muscle in whatever random crap you have in your cupboard.
d) Karl Rove loves the pot roast his mom used to make.
e) If you happen to be out of regular olive oil and all you have is the olive oil bottled with the hot peppers and so you use that, it adds a noticeable but not unpleasant nip to your roast. (You can also put this in your baked beans.)
f) Vacuum-packed beef has a longer half-life than Sm-149.
posted by Chris at 6:43 PM
4 Comments:
I am going to be really frightened of you if it is d. How in the world would you KNOW that?!
The answer IS (d); that's the point-- it's the only one that's not true. Why? Because Karl Rove doesn't have a mother; he was spawned by demons.
Now the FBI is probably reading this and I'm going to get a visit from NCIS tomorrow. Great.
You should have opted to use whiskey in lieu of the vinegar. That way your whole house would've smelled like whiskey.
um...but it already does.
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