Hmm...Army goes to Iraq. Army has a problem retaining experienced officers who have served in combat. Raise your hand if you're surprised.

You know, the Army does have this "blue to green" program going, where if you're an officer in another service (the Navy, for example...hmm...), you can transfer to the Army and keep your same rank and seniority, and usually get some kind of bonus. Interesting thought. Only if they give me an infantry company, though.

Oh, wait. I don't like the thought of getting randomly blown up either. I forgot.