Your Greatest Fantasy

Now that football season is about over, check out the folks at www.fantasycongress.org. Sheer genius. And if you really want to play, create an account and under leagues search for "The Centrist Beach Party." Click on it to join, and when it asks you for the password type in (of course), "Buffett." Keep in mind the lame duck session is just for practice, shits and grins. The real competition starts up with the swearing in of the 110th in January.

The Centrist Beach Party, of course, is the name of the third party I'm going to start up someday that's going to sweep candidates in all across the nation. Why? Because centrists get elected. And because everyone loves a beach party. Our slogan? "Just like you...only better."