So you know what's not a good dinner combo? Edamame (you know; whole soybeans that you boil and salt and then suck the beans out of the pod) and jalepeno-and-cheese crabcakes. I mean, they taste great, and they actually sort of complement each other while you're eating them. But that's what I had for dinner last night. And today has been one of the most gastrointestinally horrific days of my life.

Not that you needed to know that, but I really wanted to use the phrase "gastrointestinally horrific."